How can I join Twaqus?


To be accepted by Twaqus, you need to sign up to our beliefs on the Join Us page and generally behave nicely. We find it better not to get too angry about anything; just moderately annoyed about everything.

You say that you are terribly worried about questioning the system but do you ever actually question it?


Well, no. We certainly like to talk about it, but to actually question the system might upset some important people and we wouldn’t like that to happen. It will take a strong willed organisation to stand up to the system and if any ever emerge, we will think long and hard about offering our support, should such an anti-establishment group arise.

Why should I not join Qunts or Wanqus?


Qunts and Wanqus are both fine organisations who represent a certain point of view. We think that it is important to represent indecision, apathy and ignorance in the centre and do our best to occupy, or at least rent the centre ground.